The Confusion of Karen Carpenter

By: Jonathan Harvey;

Language: English

Quality: Good

Genre: Comedy & Humor, Novel,

ISBN: 9780330544399

SKU: BE501603943601

Pages: 402

Description: There are two things you should know about me: My name is Karen Carpenter. Just before Christmas my boyfriend left me. I'm not THE Karen Carpenter. I just have the most embarrassing name in Christendom. Particularly as I'm no skinny minny and don't play the drums. I can't even sing. I'm tone deaf. My Mum's driving me mad. She's come to stay and is obsessed with Scandi crime shows and Zumba. Oh yeah. The boyfriend. After eleven 'happy' years he left me. No explanation just a post it on the kettle when I got in from work. I think I'm handling it really well. I don't think I'm confused at all. What was my name again?